It’s All About The Lighting
I always like to take a shower during the day or by candlelight. But it’s not really for the reason you would think, oh no, it is much more irrational than that, I promise.
Most people who share this preference with me dislike the harsh fluorescent lights often installed in bathrooms. I do understand this sentiment and even agree with it. But really the reason I like the natural light of morning or the flickering light of a candle is because it’s a lot less likely to set up my life for a horror movie.
See, I think if I had a candle burning and I peeked outside the shower curtain to find an alien standing there, it would probably have to be reading a paperback romance or something, you know, enjoying the atmosphere. Or if there was bright sun shining through the window, the psycho might see how shiny his knife was and get distracted so I would have time to rinse the shampoo out of my eyes and avoid being brutally murdered.
Everything sounds crazy when I try to explain it with logic, but most of it sounds solid in my head. Don’t judge me.
Tagged as: scary. shower. monsters. horror. logic. sillyness. thoughts.
