Mushy Gushy
I am craving hot cocoa.
However, the point in my creating this post is to direct your attention to this:
http://kisstixx.myshopify.com/
Compatible lip balms made for kissing. Wow.
At first I was like, OH THAT’S ADORABLE.
But then I thought about the times that I’ve kissed somebody with lip gloss on and how boys tend to make this -what the foshizzle did you just do to my lips!?- face when your lips are sticky/waxy/what is the texture of chapstick?
I used to eat chapstick when I was little. I still sort of think it tastes good. Moving on.
So what if you both put on your little paired lip balms and then you get really into kissing, then you forget that you’re kissing because it tastes like chocolate covered strawberries and then you end up eating your boyfriend? Or worse yet, you’re totally turned off by all the goo all over your face?
What’s the setup like for this?
“Hey baby sugar cakes.”
“Hey pookie McMuffin face. Wanna put on our matching lip balm and make out?”
“Oh, yeah, Puppywuppykins. It drives me crazy bonkers when you taste like a sour apple. MMmmmm.”
I’m not sure I know many guys who would willingly try this. If you are a guy who would try these things and you think your gf would be into it, buy her a pair. She will think it’s super romantic and… sweet. HEHEHEHEH.
I am such a weirdo. Goodnight.
Tagged as: Kisstixx. lip balm. ridiculous. couples.
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